Okay.  Lets be serious. 
 
Red-Eared Sliders - and similar aquatic turtles - are bred and sold by the hundreds-of-thousands every year.  
 
And you know what most of those pet stores won't tell you when you wanna buy that cute little turtle that they have on sale?
 
They won't tell you that - at a minimum - that the turtle requires 10 gallons of water for every inch of shell.  
 
Fast forward and your baby turtle is 10 inches long - do you have 100 gallons of water available for the turtle?
 
Earl is a rescue.  Earl now lives in a giant stock tank full of fish, rocks, and adventure.  Earl is a turtle - Turt-Earl.
 
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!