About Our Reptiles...
Listen, we don't do a whole lot of breeding. We only work with a select few species - which we enjoy - out of our tiny little reptile room. With that said, we sell far more t-shirts than reptiles to be honest. And that's just fine with us.
Project Amazon Tree Boa | Mixed Bag
We have a single adult pair of Amazon Tree Boas, which we keep together year round. Although we have separated them from time-to-time in order to give the dam some well-needed rest and recouperation.
The sire is yellow and predominantly patternless; the dam is a beautiful little garden-phase gal.
Project Crested Gecko | Patternless
It took some time to pull together, but as of January 2026, “Project Patternless” is assembled and ready to go!
Patternless Crested Geckos have always been our favorites. Sure, they’re not flashy and on trend like all the other Crested Gecko morphs, but we don’t care, we like what we like.
Our small breeding group is 1.2; we looked all over and finally found the perfect red-based patternless male - his name is Big Mac - and he’s also 100% het axanthic. Big Mac will be paired with our two females; Monster is a bi-color patternless and Alien is patternless, with a hint of tiger.
We’re very excited to see what we get with these three geckos - we expect to love whatever we get, but wouldn’t it be great if one of these females ends up being unknowingly het axanthic?
We’ll just have to wait and see.
Project Frilled Dragon | New Aussie
Our frilled dragons - two Australian and two New Guinea - are currently being established. As far as we can tell we have a possible 1.2.0 at the moment. We'll probably be looking to being paring them in 2026.
While its nice to keep Australian bloodlines seperate from New Guinea bloodlines, they're technically a single species so we don't mind co-mingling the localities.
Project Ackie Monitor | Orange Ackie
We have a mix of red and yellow ackie monitors at the moment. Based on our best judgement, it looks like we have 1.3. While many breed for either pure red or pure yellow ackies, we like our "Orange Ackie" project.
Project Red-Tailed Rat | Silver & Green
We have 1.2 red-tailed rat snakes that we're raising up. We're very excited for this project; these snakes are beautiful. While it will be a few years until they're ready to breed - it will be well worth the wait.
Project Turtle | The Best Forever Home
A while back we adopted a red-eared slider named Earl. He had spent the better part of a decade living squalor conditions. He lives comfortably now in a large stock tank and dines on the finer turtle-foods, which includes eating all of our f**king fish all the time. And while he's become quite smug in his new home, we still love him and are happy to be able to provide him with the best home that we can.
